Subway and Quiznos could learn a thing or two about gluten-free options from Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop

Erbert & Gerbert's Sandwich Shop, Apple Valley, Minnesota
Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop, Apple Valley, Minnesota

Restaurant: Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop, Apple Valley, Minnesota

It has been ages since I have set foot into a sandwich shop.  Ages.  No Subway.  No Quiznos.  I used to frequent them all the time.  ALL.  THE.  TIME.  Then, the news came that I had to go gluten-free…and these favorite places to grab a quick sandwich fell to the wayside.  No gluten-free options available.  At least not here.  I have heard the rumblings that Subway has tested a gluten-free market in some locations…but nothing further has come of that.  Which is too bad.  I really loved my lunches from Subway.

My sandwich shop hiatus, however, came to an end while I was visiting Minnesota this past week.  I came to see my family, spend time with my grandpa, aunt, cousins…old friends…and run.  Run a freakin’ half marathon while there.  Because…that’s what I do.  Every trip I take these days has to be centered around what I eat and where.  It’s imperative, when you have food allergies and intolerance that you have an idea of where you can safely eat while on the go.  I am on the go a lot on my trips, even ones to see my 91-year-old grandpa and company.

On my last day in Minneapolis, I was tooling about the Twin Cities, hitting up some bookstores, running stores, indulging in a massive banana split (which I split with my roomie) to celebrate a good race on Sunday…and as 3:00 p.m. neared, and the imminant time to head back to grandpa’s house to pack up and head to the airport for our 7:00 p.m. flight back to Louisville, Cathy and I knew we needed to get some actual food into our system.  And it was best done outside of the rather exorbitant airport choices, not that there is ever much that I can eat at an airport.

Before leaving Louisville, we were scouting out some restaurant options and Cathy spotted this small, regional chain called Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop.  Why did it catch her eye?  Gluten-free options…and not limited to a salad bar.  In fact…salad isn’t even an option (like at other sandwich shops like Subway and Quiznos) on their menu.  This place is all about the sandwiches, and they proudly serve up a gluten-free option on Udi’s bread.  Not just any Udi’s bread though.  Erbert & Gerbert’s serves up their gluten-free sandwiches on a specially designed 6-inch Udi’s sub rolls.  So, you get to actually eat like everyone else in your party.  How amazing is that?

Never heard of Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop before?  You are not alone.  The small, very regional chain got it’s start more than 20 years ago in Eau Claire, Wisconsin and have since grown to include 50 sandwich shops within the United States. Their sandwiches are given fun names and prepared with flavor as the main focus.  If flavor doesn’t shine in a sandwich, why bother eating it, right?  So, at Erbert & Gerbert’s…it’s more about finding ingredients that work together, flavors that really inspire and astound the taste buds, and it’s not just an assembly line of various fillings and toppings.  Sandwich making is an art.  And it’s one that they do very well.

Cathy and I came into the Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop in Apple Valley, Minnesota with an early dinner on the mind.  I ordered first, as I was the problem child between the two of us.  A gluten-free vegetarian, however, is no challenge here.

My choice of sandwich was a Gluten-Free Jacob Bluefinger ($6.44 – regular price is $4.49, but there is an additional charge of $1.99 for the gluten-free bread).  No problem at all.  They rang it up.  Cathy chose the Giza ($5.49), which is, basically, Erbert & Gerbert’s BLT Sandwich.  It has cherry wood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and Hellmann’s mayo.  She got her sandwich on the honey wheat bread.

So…how does a sandwich shop handle gluten-free without the fear of cross contamination?  For Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop, it’s as simple as having a separate prep station for the gluten-free options.  Psst…Subway…Quiznos…you might want to start taking notes!  The chain actually certified three of their subs, the Boney Bill (classic turkey breast sandwich), the Comet Morehouse (ham & provolone), and the Jacob Bluefinger (vegetarian) as gluten-free as they are prepared separately from the rest.  You can get any of the chain’s 21 sandwich’s done gluten-free for an additional charge…but those sandwiches will not be certified gluten-free as the ingredients will be taken from the other sandwich prep area.  Erbert & Gerbert’s also reworked two existing soup recipes, the Cheddar Cheese & Broccoli as well as the Cheesy Asparagus soups to be gluten-free without changing the flavor of the soup.  Gotta love that.

I took a seat at the table and watched as Cathy’s sandwich was prepared on one station by one of the workers behind the counter.  Mine was prepared on a separate station by the one who took our order in the first place.  Both sandwiches came up to the counter at the same time and she and I tucked back into our booth to enjoy.

Aside from being a certified gluten-free sandwich as well as a great vegetarian option, I bet you are wondering what the hell the Jacob Bluefinger sandwich might be.  Let me enlighten you…

Jacob Bluefinger is one of Erbert & Gerbert’s Classic Flavors.  For me, it’s a gutted gluten-free sub roll from Udi’s that is packed full of double provolone cheese, tomato, lettuce, Hellmann’s mayo and avocado.  Sound delicious?  Believe me…it is.  In order to pack as much flavor into their sandwiches, Erbert & Gerbert’s removes the soft inner layer of bread and really layers in the toppings.  When the sandwich is complete, they place the “guts” of the bread on top of the sandwich and serve it up.

I took one bite of my sandwich…and knew…right then…that I needed to make this at home.  Because there are no Erbert & Gerbert’s locations anywhere near where I live.  Nope.  None.  Zero.  This sandwich was phenomenal.  The provolone cheese really paired well with the sweetness of the avocado.  The tomatoes added another nice taste, as they were ripe and just mingled well with the other ingredients.  The lettuce was crisp and fresh, bringing some texture to the sandwich.  Oh…this was heaven.  Here I was…finally eating a sub sandwich.  It had been over two years since I had been able to do that.  And I did so without any worries or fears that I could get sick from cross contamination.  And, the sandwich itself contained all of my favorite things…especially avocado, which I am obsessed with.  This cold sandwich was amazing.  Packed with creamy flavors that all worked together.  I savored every bite I could.  This might be the only time this year I got to actually enjoy a gluten-free sub sandwich.  And yes…I really enjoyed it.  Flavor definitely is key at Erbert & Gerbert’s…and this combination is a stellar winner in my book.

Here in the Louisville, Kentucky area, there are certainly a plethora of sandwich shops.  However, these have no options for me nor any way of preparing something safely without fear of cross contamination.  In my world, Subway and Quiznos are no-go’s.  To have a place like Erbert & Gerbert’s Sandwich Shop would be amazing.  For now, though, it looks like I must leave it as something to look forward to on my annual trek up to Minnesota.  I was blown away by the standards and the food here.  Now I know why this is my cousin Natalie’s favorite place to grab a sandwich.  Delicious.  And certified gluten-free!  This…is my happy face.

Erbert & Gerbert's Gluten-Free Jacob Bluefinger Sub Sandwich
Erbert & Gerbert’s Gluten-Free Jacob Bluefinger Sub Sandwich

BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery gives Minneapolis a delicious taste of gluten-free living

BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery, Eagan, Minnesota
BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery, Eagan, Minnesota

Restaurant: BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery, Eagan, Minnesota

There are times where I regret waiting so long to get to one of the restaurants or places of interest on my list when I visit a city.  That was certainly the case when it comes to BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery in Eagan, Minnesota.

Live and learn!

So, let me set the scene.  On Find Me Gluten-Free, Cathy discovered that the Minneapolis area was home to this gluten-free bakery.  And it got rave reviews.  This meant…I had to check it out.  So it was placed on the list with the address to get to while in town.  And…life got busy.  And before I knew it…it was Tuesday morning, the morning of the day I was leaving.  I had gone on a 6.26 mile run that morning.  Cathy had some shops she wanted to check out in Minneapolis and Saint Paul.  Oh, and I had a date with a celebratory banana split after my fantastic race on Sunday morning.  I always celebrate races with banana splits.  But it was still early and I wasn’t quite ready for ice cream.

As we were heading out toward some of the bookstores that Cathy wanted to hit up, we were driving by the Cliff Road exit.  And she remembered…we had the gluten-free bakery to stop into.  I’m glad she remembered.  I would have cried had I not made it in there.  We set the Garmin for the address she had written down and soon we were pulling into this little strip mall.  The bakery was open, and it looked like the door was getting repaired as a large piece of wood covered it.  No matter…they were open and that was what mattered.

We stepped inside and were greeted immediately.  We were asked if they could help us and we mentioned that we were from out of town, that I was a Celiac, and that the very fact that this bakery existed was enough to make me happy.  The man behind the counter said he would give us some time to look around and he’d be back in a moment.

The bake case was filled with amazing looking bread loaves, cookies, bars, and the like.  The counter top had different gluten-free mixes and even some gluten-free hamburger buns (that I am now kicking myself for not purchasing!).  We scoured the case and decided that we would buy one of the half loaves of the Gluten-Free Banana Walnut Bread, a Gluten-Free Lemon Bar (which we would split), and then we each decided we would try one of the various cookies that the bakery made.  We were rejoined by the nice gentleman behind the counter where I placed a gorgeous half loaf of the Gluten-Free Banana Walnut Bread.  I asked about getting one of the amazing looking lemon bars, and then I chose to have the Monster Cookie and Cathy chose the Lemon Zinger Cookie.  He wrapped up the cookies, and placed the lemon bar and half loaf of bread into a bag.  We talked about being from Louisville, Kentucky, and he mentioned having been at the 2011 gluten-free expo in Carmel, Indiana.  He said so much has changed over the years…and that BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery had been open for nine years now and was still going strong.  This spoke very highly to me of their quality and their products…but I had to judge that for myself.

BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery's Lemon Zinger Cookie and Monster Cookie
BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery’s Lemon Zinger Cookie and Monster Cookie

After climbing back into the car, Cathy and I decided we would make our cookies an amuse bouche.  I mean, what better lead-in to a banana split than cookies, right?  So, she grabbed her Gluten-Free Lemon Zinger Cookie ($1.48) and took a bite of it.  Immediately she was elated, saying it reminded her of the Lemon Blossoms my friend Jenn and I make, but in cookie form.  I snagged a piece and she couldn’t have been more spot on.  The Lemon Zinger cookie was refreshing and zippy.  Honestly.  I love lemon flavored stuff anyway…and this was awesome.  The Lemon Zinger is also a dairy free cookie at this bakery.  The other ingredients include white rice flour, sugar, soy shortening, tapioca flour, lemon juice, lemon zest, eggs, aluminum free baking powder, sea salt and xanthan gum.  The icing that was zigzagged over the top was a combination of powdered sugar and lemon juice.  Just really amazing.

The Gluten-Free Monster Cookie ($1.20) intrigued me immediately.  It looked like it had a little bit of everything…and all ingredients that I love.  And I couldn’t have been happier when I took my first bite.  It was sweet, savory, and just amazing and full of flavor.  A party in this cookie monster’s mouth, for sure.  This cookie really does have it all.  It’s a perfect blend of peanut butter, gluten-free oats, brown sugar, sugar, eggs, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, raisins, butter, corn syrup, and baking soda.  So, it was like getting a peanut butter-chocolate chip- oatmeal raisin- butterscotch cookie all in one.  Amazing.  Sweet…without being too sweet.  I gave Cathy a piece of mine and she thought it was mighty tasty herself.  LOVED this cookie.  I sort of want to make some for myself.  Just…yummy.  And as a runner, my love of peanut butter and that salty-sweet combo really was matched with every bite of this cookie.  YUM!

Bittersweet Gluten Free Bakery's Half Loaf of Banana Walnut Bread
Bittersweet Gluten Free Bakery’s Half Loaf of Banana Walnut Bread

The rest of the goods sat in the car all day and then made the long flight home from Minneapolis.  That following morning, being that we had no groceries in the fridge, meant that I’d simply slice up some of the half loaf of Gluten-Free Banana Walnut Bread ($4.25).  First of all…bananas…walnuts…bread.  This was going to have to be good.  When I opened up the bag that the loaf was in, I could smell the mouth-watering aroma of the banana bread…almost as if I had just pulled it out of my oven.  I sliced off two 1/2 inch slices, one for me and one for my roommate.  I threw each one into the microwave to warm it up slightly, then kept it simple with a light schmear of Smart Balance and a drizzle of honey.

A slice of BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery's Banana Walnut Bread
A slice of BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery’s Banana Walnut Bread

Bread…perfection.  Honestly.  This bread is super moist, despite being a couple of days old at this point.  We had it this morning for breakfast as well.  Still moist.  And we’re polishing off the loaf tomorrow morning for breakfast.  I just checked…it is still moist.  Soft.  Delicious.  Filled with banana flavor that is only enhanced by the addition of the walnuts.  This bread is awesome.  I can’t emphasize this enough.  Gluten-free bread, when done right, tastes just like any other bread.  Regular bread.  The kind anyone could eat.  If you put this loaf down in front of someone who could eat any type of bread…and had them eat it…they wouldn’t know the difference.  I promise you that.  This is one of my favorite gluten-free breads I have ever eaten.  Just…super yummy!!  Super flavorful.  Super moist.  And super banana-y.  This bread is love.

And, last night for dinner, while it was still fresh…Cathy and I decided that we would give that lemon bar a taste at dessert.  So, after we ate our gluten-free grilled  avocado and vegan cheese sandwiches, I got out the plastic container that held the lemon bar and pulled it open.  And that…was where I realized that the flight and the car ride weren’t too kind to the lemon bar.  The icing came off with the lid.  Whoops.  No matter…I could fix that.

BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery's Lemon Bar
BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery’s Lemon Bar

The Gluten-Free Lemon Bar ($3.05) is actually a light, airy lemon cake.  I sliced it in half and placed one piece on a plate.  I then scraped the icing off the lid and began to attempt to reapply it the best I could to the lemon bar itself.  This was…a slight success.  You work with what you have.  I took the first slice out to Cathy and she immediately dove in.  Before I even had icing on mine, she was raving about it.  So, this was happy news to me.  I put my slice on a plate, reapplied the icing to the top and went out to enjoy.

Cathy was so right.  The light cakey base made this unlike the other gluten-free lemon bars that I have had in the past.  I absolutely loved this take on this treat.  The cake  itself was very light, not heavy and dense.  The icing…wow…that icing.  Just like the icing on Cathy’s Lemon Zinger cookie, the frosting was simply a combination of powdered sugar and lemon juice.  As for the light, delicious cake…that was simply eggs, sugar canola oil, white rice flour, potato starch flour, tapioca flour, lemon juice, lemon peel and xanthan gum.  I loved how different this lemon bar was compared to the others I have tried from other gluten-free bakeries.  The ingredients all worked well together well and baked up lemon perfection.  Happiness in every tart lemon bite.

I was so happy with everything that I got from BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery that it has been decided that next time I’m in the Twin Cities…I immediately head to BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery and buy items to feast on the entire visit.  This must happen.  This WILL happen.

As for you, BitterSweet Bakery…you are amazing and completely delicious.  Just the four items that my roommate and I purchased and enjoyed were enough to make me want to continue to go back for more…as often as possible…every time I’m in Minnesota.  BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery…this out-of-towner can’t wait to get back into town to visit you again.

Your food is love.  And I’m head-over-heels for you!

BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery's Lemon Bar (with reassembled icing of awesome!)
BitterSweet Gluten Free Bakery’s Lemon Bar (with reassembled icing of awesome!)

French Meadow Bakery & Cafe a fantastic spot to grab a bite to eat in Minneapolis

French Meadow Bakery & Cafe, Minneapolis, Minnesota
French Meadow Bakery & Cafe, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Restaurant: French Meadow Bakery & Cafe, Minneapolis, Minnesota

You’ve probably seen some of their goods in your grocers freezer.  I know I have.  They have quite a great selection of gluten-free frozen goodies that I have yet to try yet…although I have actually had one of their products.  Back in October 2011, just as I was starting to get the hang of this gluten-free stuff…I bought a box of 4 of their Gluten-Free Yellow Cupcakes with Vanilla Frosting.  I was lukewarm on the review…being that I dislike frosting and that it had been frozen prior to consumption.

Of course, I had forgotten all of that up until a moment ago when I began this blog.

Here’s how we wound up here.  I was gearing up for a trip to Minnesota and Cathy, the infamous roomie, had said she really wanted to go back to The Bad Waitress to eat while we were there.  However, as she was scouting through recent reviews, it turns out The Bad Waitress had been cited for health concerns…so we nixed that immediately.  This meant searching a little bit for somewhere new to eat.

Enter the savior of the moment, my aunt Jan, who had been messaging me back and forth on Facebook leading up to my trip.  She said some colleagues at the hospital (she’s a surgical nurse) she works in mentioned a great place called French Meadow Bakery & Cafe.  She must have been talking about my impending visit and the fact that I am a gluten-free vegetarian, because they mentioned to her the plethora of gluten-free options available…not to mention the gobs of vegetarian offerings.  She mentioned this in the message.  I looked it up.  I sent the link to Cathy.  We approved.  And Jan said we would definitely go there one day while I was in town.

That day just happened to be Monday.  Jan had the day off from work.  The cold weather had given way to a beautiful, sunny 78 degree day.  And we were out and about in Minneapolis, doing a bit of shopping and whatever else we felt like.  Our only plan…be outside and soak up the sun and gorgeous weather.  With that agenda in mind, we did a lot of our indoor stuff (like hitting bookstores and the like) that morning.  And when lunchtime rolled around, we headed into Minneapolis and down to Lyndale Avenue South, hoping to grab a bite to eat at the French Meadow Bakery & Cafe.  We arrived, parking around the corner on the street to the brilliant yellow building.  A short walk later and we were entering the premises…greeted by towering black boards that held the menu, written in chalk.  It was fantastic and…overwhelming…but awesome.

We gawked for a long moment at the boards, figuring out what we wanted to eat for lunch.  Although there are still breakfast items as well…including a gluten-free waffle which was…SO tempting.  We got it sorted just in time, because we were up next to order.  Jan went first, ordering the California Wrap with a side of the Mixed Greens ($9.50).  Cathy went for the Incredible Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a side of the Chips and Salsa ($7.50).  Actually, I was expecting her to be a bit more adventurous than that when we ate here.  That’s so…typical.  As for me, I opted for the Roasted Vegetable Sandwich on Gluten-Free Multigrain Bread with a side of the Mixed Greens ($9.00).  I was given the option, I feel I should mention, of either gluten-free white, multigrain, or cinnamon raisin bread.  I HAD A CHOICE!!  That made me so stupidly happy.

We were given our table placard, a big card of Edith Piaf, and we went to seek out some dining outside on the side patio.  We spotted a table in the sun, but this made Cathy frown.  So while Cathy and I made a run to the bathroom, Jan shifted us to a table with an umbrella and put Cathy out of the sunlight.  She and I were shaded but still able to soak in the vitamin D.  A happy medium.

We were able to sit around and talk while waiting on food.  While I had been inside, I snagged a little chipotle hot sauce to add to my sandwich.  I mean…we all know I like thing spicy…and with my race run…I could now spice things up as much as I liked or dared.  WOOT!

A few moments later and our plates were being delivered.  Everything looked fantastic.  All of our sandwiches were loaded with ingredients (all fresh and organic, mind you!) and busting at the crusts.  I eagerly snapped a picture of my Roasted Vegetable Sandwich with my mixed greens, then sliced that sandwich in half, added some hot sauce and took a bite.

The Roasted Vegetable Sandwich is just what it sounds like.  Roasted vegetables.  But what all do you get?  Let me fill you in.  This sandwich is packed full of goodness.  Starting with beautifully roasted portabella mushrooms, roasted garlic, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, organic spinach, and then topped off with some chevre goat cheese.  Oh yeah…it smelled divine.  But even better was the taste.

This has got to be one of the best sandwiches I have ever eaten.  Honestly.  The roasted vegetables only elevate the flavor, and the portabella mushrooms were done to perfection.  They weren’t soggy and wet and making my bread to sponge up the fluid and fall apart.  On the contrary, all of these vegetables meshed so well with the caramelized onion and the strong flavor of (my favorite) goat cheese.  I was in sandwich heaven.  And it took every bit of willpower in me not to just devour it on contact.  I savored.  I even ate the salad of mixed greens, which were lightly dressed in some sort of vinaigrette.  Very tasty and the perfect accent to my sandwich, honestly.

This was certainly one of my favorite places in Minneapolis that I have eaten so far.  The food was awesome.  All of us were so happy with our orders and ate what we wanted.  If we hadn’t been so stuffed, I probably would have opted for one of their gluten-free dessert options.  Maybe next time.  What am I saying?  DEFINITELY next time.

With lunch polished off, the three of us continued our day out by taking the light rail down to Nicolette Mall and walking some of our food off.  The flavor of that sandwich still resonates with me.  I hope to get back to French Meadow Bakery & Cafe the next time I hit up the Twin Cities.  It is certainly worth the visit and the trip.  The food and service is out of this world.  And you can tell they do take great pride in their variety and numerous options for different dietary needs.  I know that I totally appreciate it.

Dear French Meadow Bakery…I LOVE YOU.  I promise to come back soon.  Promise!

French Meadow Bakery & Cafe's Gluten-Free Roasted Vegetable Sandwich with Mixed Greens
French Meadow Bakery & Cafe’s Gluten-Free Roasted Vegetable Sandwich with Mixed Greens

Gluten-free pizza a huge let down at Pizza Ranch

Pizza Ranch, Apple Valley, Minnesota
Pizza Ranch, Apple Valley, Minnesota

Restaurant: Pizza Ranch, Apple Valley, Minnesota

This will teach me to allow my roommate to make changes to the original plan.  Because, judging by the reviews that I’ve read since just working on this blog, I never would have gone to Pizza Ranch for my night-before-a-big-race gluten-free pizza tradition when a place like Pizza Luce existed within a short drive from my grandpa’s home.  Let me tell you…next time I pick the place and we stick to the plan…because when I eat gluten-free pizza…I expect a really amazing gluten-free pizza.

But Pizza Ranch, right off the bat, I could tell wasn’t going to be a place to get something amazing to eat.  Too bad.  The line was pretty long and we had 10 people in our party as my cousin Molly and her hubby and two kids joined us, as did my cousin Andy and his significant other as well.  My friend Heather came over and joined us for dinner as well.  Big group…and not everyone quite sure how this place worked.

But my aunt figured it out.  We had to either get the buffet (not gluten-free) or go place an order at the front desk.  Everything was paid for in advance, and you could have all the pizza you wanted, or a specialty pizza made and brought to your table in its own box.  After a little discussion, Heather, Cathy and I decided that the perfect toppings for our pizza that night were best kept mild…so mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, mushrooms and onions ($12.99).  We all got fountain drinks, although I simply got water in mine.

Now, this was not how I wanted to start out Heather when it came to gluten-free foods.  We had to wait awhile to actually get our food.  Which…is fine.  It’s okay when food takes some time to prepare.  And yes, it was actually brought to the table in its own box.  But by them, my family who had all opted for buffet and my grandpa, who had ordered some 2-piece chicken dinner ($5.49), all had pretty much finished off their meals.  So, the pizza got there in time for us to make a show of eating it.

And a show it was.  Opening the box it looks like the cracker-crust pizzas I get at every other small chain pizza place that is getting into gluten-free.  And that’s fine.  If it is done right.  At first glance, this one seemed to be, even if a bit charred on the edges.  When you’re working with such a thin crust…it happens.  However…that being said, Cathy went to snag the first piece from the aluminum sheet it was cooked on, only to find it completely baked onto the disposable pan.  I mean…crusted on there good.  She managed to get her fork and knife in to hack away at the charred edge that held it in place and finally freed her piece.  This made it easier for Heather and I to snag ours, but I was completely mortified.  Remember…Heather hasn’t had gluten-free pizza before and this was already scaring me…a patron of the gluten-free pizza scene.

I scraped my piece out of the tray and onto my plate, gave it a little shake of crushed red pepper and sliced off  the very tip with my fork.  One bite.  Instant disappointment.  I mean…instant.  It wasn’t that the pizza was bad.  It wasn’t.  It just…wasn’t all that good either.  The crust, while crispy and maybe a little too done on the edges, was pale and soft on the inside.  It was cooked through, but you couldn’t easily pick up this pizza to eat.  It had to be eaten with a fork and knife because the crust was just…mush.  Pale, ungolden, uncrispy…mush.  And where it was crispy…it was a little too done.

Yeah…I think my disappointment showed.  But at that point, you’ve paid for it, everyone else has eaten…so you sort of just eat what you have and be thankful that you’re at least getting your pre-race tradition done.  We thought the toppings were fine.  The vegetables were fresh.  The onions were raw, not caramelized…but…we were at a place called Pizza Ranch.  So…such luxuries are not exactly what you should expect.  I’m okay with raw onions though.  And they tasted fine.  It was just too bad that crust ruined the entire pizza experience for me.  I was so unimpressed and unhappy with every bite of that pizza.  And the fact that the three of us had to literally fight to extract each piece from the tray was only making it worse.  My heart was heavy.  My pizza was…meh.

And my runner’s spirit was sort of crushed.  As was my chance to really show Heather what the food I eat is all about.  But…I have a feeling I can fix all of that when we hit up Chicago in October.  She just needs to trust me.

Anyway…I had three pieces, Cathy and three, and Heather stuck with two (I don’t blame her).  And we all left, discussing how the pizza wasn’t awful it just wasn’t…noteworthy or…good.  It was underwhelming.  And it honestly made me sad.  When you are known for pizza…I don’t care if it is gluten-free…you make a damn good pizza.  Even if you are a small, regional chain, only available in nine states…when you make a name off your pizza…make all of your pizza good.  Not just the dough you make from scratch.  The toppings were really good…the gluten-free crust, however, was not up to my standards.  I eat a lot of gluten-free pizzas (because I run a lot)…and this was one of the worst yet.

Thank goodness it wasn’t an omen for race day.  And thank goodness we all survived.  I don’t think we’ll mosey over to Pizza Ranch again next time I visit Minnesota to run.  I think I’ll go where everyone raves about the food and service.  Pizza Luce…I’m looking at you.  Pizza Ranch…I intend to let you fade from my memory.  While I appreciate that you have gluten-free pizza available, we in the gluten-free community prefer to have as good a pizza as those who can dine normally.  And, sadly, that wasn’t the case for me.

Pizza Ranch Gluten-Free Pizza with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, onion, and mushrooms
Pizza Ranch Gluten-Free Pizza with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, onion, and mushrooms

A salad for me, but mostly pizza and pasta for gluten-free at Pinstripes

Pinstripes, Edina, Minnesota
Pinstripes, Edina, Minnesota

Restaurant: Pinstripes, Edina, Minnesota

So…if you’re anything like me…you’ve never heard of Pinstripes.  That was certainly the case up until my first full day in Minneapolis.  I was bustling around town with my roomie and my aunt, having hit up the race expo that morning for my half marathon the next day.  So, with that one detail (and the major thing we needed to accomplish) taken care of…we were just hitting up interesting places along the way until we needed to head home for a bit and figure out where to grab gluten-free pizza for race night tradition.

While we were trying to decide on where to grab a quick, and semi-light bite for lunch, my aunt, Jan, mentioned a really cool place she and her friend stopped into for drinks one time.  Pinstripes.  And we weren’t far from it at all.

I was totally game for that…and…they were listed on Find Me Gluten Free with one positive 5-star review.  Granted, it’s only one review, but at least it had one on there, yes?  So…we decided that after we stopped by the Apple Store to get some of Jan’s stuff sorted, we would grab something to eat at Pinstripes.

Now…I had no idea what Pinstripes was until I stepped inside.  It looks like a great Italian/American bistro, with wine bottles and decor to match.  However, throughout this amazing set-up, you see a variety of hand painted bowling balls.  Bowling balls?  You betcha.  And here’s why…this bistro not only houses a 40,000 square foot dining and entertainment area, but also features bowling alleys in the back, a year-round outdoor patio and fire pit, as well as party rooms that can accommodate 20-600 people.  A little bit of everything and it still looks and feels upscale and classy.  They term this “sophisticated fun” and let me tell you…they have the setting all right.  It felt welcoming, engaging, fun, and still upscale all at once.  Amazing.

As our menus were being grabbed by our hostess, I asked for a gluten-free one and she was happy to accommodate.  We were shown to a booth where we all settled in, opting to stick with water at lunch as we’d already treated ourselves to coffee that morning.  I eagerly picked up my little slip of a menu and started to gaze down the items listed.

And found myself…sort of underwhelmed.

Pizzas…pastas…and meat-based large plates are what were listed.  I didn’t want pasta when I was going to be having pizza that night, and that fact also negated me getting pizza as well.  As tempting as it was to get dessert for lunch (the gluten-free menu does offer gelato, sorbet, a Frangelico chocolate cake or a limoncello creme brulee, I needed some actual sustenance as it was the day before a half marathon.  The better I ate, the better my body would be the following morning.

When our waitress arrived with our drink orders, Cathy and Jan knew what they wanted and I knew that the regular menu had salads listed.  So, I inquired over the Caprese Salad, which by all intents and purposes should have been gluten-free…and…it was.  Salads just didn’t make it over to the gluten-free menu, I suppose.  With that information, which, the waitress did go back and double check that everything was safe for me to eat before we ordered, we all placed our orders.

Jan and Cathy both decided to order off the small plates menu.  Jan decided on the Italian Meatballs ($11.00), which came wrapped up in a sandwich roll with a side salad as well.  Cathy, having a craving, went with the Fried Calamari, which came with a marinara for dipping ($12.00).  As for me, with pasta and pizza out of the question, I opted for the Caprese Salad ($13.00).  Orders were in and we were left to converse, which we did.  After all, it had been close to a year since the last time I had visited.

After a little while, our food arrived at the table.  Jan’s small plate definitely looked like a full meal, and after a little bit, she opted to forgo the bread the Italian Meatballs were tucked into and eat the protein alone.  She raved about them.  Loved them.  Cathy was really happy with her calamari, loving that they included tentacles and everything.  Creepy…I know.  But she loves it and doesn’t get it very often.

My Caprese Salad was a work of art, I think.  It was a gorgeous presentation that included slices of red and yellow heirloom tomatoes, capped with thick slices of fresh mozzarella cheese, adorned with three fresh leave of basil and all lightly drizzled with a balsamic reduction.  It not only looked light and refreshing…it was light and refreshing.  Just the type of lunch I needed to have.  I sliced through the layers of tomato and cheese and took up a bite…and it all just worked.  The cheese was creamy and melt-in-your-mouth delicious.  The tomato was ripe, juicy and sweet, the perfect counterpart to the mozzarella cheese.  And that balsamic reduction really tied everything together.  And it was a light drizzle so that the salad wasn’t swimming in it.  It was like an accessory to the main dish.  Even better were the bites that included the leaves of basil, which I would pick and choose sparingly.  Amazing.  A salad is a simple thing, but when done right, it can blow any entree out of the water.  This…was salad greatness.

Pinstripes was a fun, upscale, yet family-friendly restaurant that I’d love to try again.  Maybe I’d even do my night-before-the-race gluten-free pizza there.  Because…honestly…all three of us really enjoyed our food.  It was fresh, perfectly seasoned, and and made up to perfection.  The little plates were definitely for big appetites regardless, but we had burned off breakfast by then and still had plenty of time before we hit up the pizza location of choice, which we hadn’t decided on quite yet.  After we ate, we went to peek in at the people bowling in the lanes in the back.  And then went to see the patio and check out the lakefront as well.  It was the perfect afternoon…with a perfect meal to tie us over.

If you happen to be near a Pinstripes, I encourage you to check it out sometime for a lunch or dinner.  They are a little pricey, but the quality of the food reflects the service, the preparation, and the care they put into each plate.  I loved this place.  Locations are sort of regional, though, with one location in Minnesota and three in Illinois.

Totally worth the stop though.  I’d go back again in a heartbeat.

Pinstripes' Caprese Salad
Pinstripes’ Caprese Salad

Nature’s Earthly Choice cooks up a delicious Sundried Tomato Florentine quinoa dish

Nature's Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa
Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa

Product: Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa – $3.99+

I’m leaving tomorrow for a trip.  Immediately following work.  Which means, tonight will consist of me doing laundry, packing, and generally running around like a stressed out lunatic until I feel I have everything in order and where it needs to be.

Welcome to my life.

That being said, I needed dinner to be of the hassle-free variety this evening.  And, thankfully, my previous journey to Minnesota (that’s where I’m heading) led me to the discovery of these little boxes of protein-packed, quinoa goodness.  Yep…it was another meal-out-of-a-box night for my apartment, but, as long as the food that comes out of the box is good…it’s not a big deal.

This meal-in-a-box just happened to be another Easy Quinoa meal by Nature’s Earthly Choice.  For those of you wondering…yes…I ate one last night too.  But, when sell by dates approach and you are going insane trying to prepare for a trip…you do what you can with what you have.  And I happen to have some stress-free stuff in my pantry.  Every chef needs those from time-to-time…trust me.

Tonight’s flavor…Sundried Tomato Florentine.  Sound intriguing?  It should.  Unlike the Garden Vegetable version that I had last night, I felt that the Sundried Tomato Florentine had a lot more flavor.  It was definitely not as bland as I found the previous one.  Thank goodness.

Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa is a good, healthy choice for a dinner.  The ingredients are simple, yet packed with flavor, including quinoa (of course), dehydrated sundried tomatoes, potato starch, onion powder, dry milk, salt, yeast extract, garlic powder, spinach, paprika, and spices.  Nothing that screams chemical.  Nothing that is impossible to pronounce or recognize without looking it up online.  Simple, natural ingredients.  You have to love that.  And without all the preservatives and chemicals, what you get in the end is an amazing clean flavor.

Quinoa and seasoning packets for Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa
Quinoa and seasoning packets for Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa

I thoroughly enjoyed the rich tomato flavor that came with the small dehydrated sundried tomatoes.  It really brightened up the quinoa.  I told my roommate she’d probably really love it if I dropped pearls of fresh mozzarella cheese throughout it.  She totally agreed.  But, on its own, the Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa really, really tasted good.  It had bolder flavors, and definitely felt like the seasoning was spot-on for this one.

Nutritionally speaking, not bad either.  My roommate and I split the box as we were eating it as our entree (with a side of steamed broccoli with some lemon pepper dusted on top).  Even doing that, our calorie total was under 270 calories each.  How about that?!  However, if you are going to go by the serving size, you get about 3.5 servings per box.  Each serving (about a cup, cooked) will set you back 150 calories and 2.5 grams of fat.  Awesome, yes?  You get 3 grams of fiber and 6 grams of protein in each serving as well.  This is a low sodium food, a serving only containing 230 mg.  The Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa is cholesterol free, trans fat free, and saturated fat free.  Loving it?

You should be.  And, if you like a light, but rich tomato flavor…then this is a great way to get it without slaving over a stove.  Two cups of water, the pouch of quinoa, then the seasoning.  Boil, let it simmer until the water is absorbed.  Serve.  It took about 20 minutes on my stove top and while it was cooking, I was able to get a few other things done that needed to be done.  On a night where multitasking is key…that was helpful.

I found that I truly enjoyed each spoonful of the Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa.  It wasn’t heavy…but it was filling.  The tomato flavor complimented all the other spices and vegetables, without overpowering, but was definitely the star of the boxed meal itself.  I devoured it in record time, partly because I was hungry, and partly because it tasted really, really good.

Find these boxed delights at your grocery store because they are certainly worth it.  Especially on those nights where you’d rather do anything else than spend the night in the kitchen preparing dinner.  Easy, fast, and delicious.  Perfection.

Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa (prepared)
Nature’s Earthly Choice Sundried Tomato Florentine Easy Quinoa (prepared)

Garden vegetable flavor in an easy quinoa meal by Nature’s Earthly Choice

Nature's Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa
Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa

Product: Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa – $3.99+

I’m a sucker for quinoa.  There…I said it.  It’s not only a fantastic whole grain, but it is packed with protein that this runner girl needs.  For real.  But…sometimes I don’t feel like doing all the seasoning, flavoring, and pairing on my own.  Not that it’s difficult…I just sometimes don’t want to do it.

Thankfully, quinoa is becoming one of those products that is exploding on the market place.  While in Minnesota last year for a race, I was browsing the gluten-free selections at the local Cub Foods near my grandpa’s home.  Lo and behold, I discovered four different flavors of this easy quinoa in a box-type meal.  Sort of like Rice-A-Roni…but made with quinoa and better ingredients (you know…like real, recognizable ingredients and no partially hydrogenated oils…and no gluten…no gluten!).

I, honestly, have been wanting to crack these boxes open for awhile now, but I’ve got a bit of a backlog in my gluten-free pantry.  But…tonight, that all changed.  My original plan for tonight was going to be tofu nuggets with carrot fries.  The problem was…my tofu was no longer good.  Dang it.  So, I had to go to Plan B.  I had no Plan B.  So it was either thaw some gluten-free bread and make a vegan grilled cheese sandwich, or…dig around a little.

I knew these were up on a shelf and coming close to their sell by date.  That being said…I now had a new plan for dinner.  Plan B was now cooking up a box of the Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa.

Easy…is putting it mildly.  This is basically a meal that prepares itself.  Honestly.

Quinoa and seasoning packets for Nature's Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa
Quinoa and seasoning packets for Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa

Took cook on the stove top, simply put 2 cups of water and the quinoa from the pouch inside the bag into a medium saucepan.  Bring the contents to a vigorous boil and then reduce the heat to a simmer.  Open the other pouch, which contains the seasoning mix, and add it to the water.  Stir well.  Continue to let it cook until the quinoa is tender but still chewy, and white spiral-like threads appear around each grain.  Usually this is when the water is completely absorbed.  This took about 15-20 minutes for me.  Remove the pan from the heat and fluff the quinoa with a fork.  Good to serve.

I made a quick honey-chili dipping sauce for my carrot fries that I roasted in the oven, and dished up this quinoa dish for myself and my roomie to enjoy for dinner.  It’s a good thing she’s used to me doing stuff like this.  Needless to say…we settled in to dinner and tucked our spoons into our bowls for tasting purposes.

All around, I’d say that Nature’s Earthly Choice does a decent job with this quinoa blend.  You get chunks of vegetables (which were dehydrated in the seasoning pouch and include sun-dried tomatoes, carrots, celery, spinach, dehydrated bell pepper) throughout the quinoa itself, giving it a little color and a bit more depth of flavor.  Which…it needs.  While this was certainly a tasty dish, I found it to be a little on the bland side.  The fact that this is a low sodium choice is a good thing, but a little touch of salt would have probably benefited this flavor immensely.

That being said, it was tasty and very filling.

My roommate and I split the box in half and made a meal of it.  Even doing that, the calorie count for each of us was still under 300 calories.

A serving size of Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa is about a cup, cooked.  This will set you back only 150 calories and 2.5 grams of fat.  There are only 260 mg of sodium in a serving.  And with that, you also get 3 grams of fiber, only 3 grams of sugar, and a whopping 6 grams of protein.  Awesome.  This product is completely gluten-free.

So, I wasn’t as blown away by it as I anticipated, but it was still really good.  And, for people who are minding what they eat, or trying to add less sodium to their dishes, this is a great way to do it.  Plus you get additional nutritional goodness in the process.  I’d buy it again, sure…but I might toss some tofu or a sauce with it, just to liven it up a little.

But…on the whole…not a bad product at all.  Quinoa is one of my favorite grains for a reason.  It’s nice to change it up from rice every now and again, yes?  Why not do it with the nutritional powerhouse that is quinoa.  And, make it easy on yourself…let Nature’s Earthly Choice dress it up and flavor it for you.  Just cook and serve.  Easy…and yummy.

Nature's Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa (prepared)
Nature’s Earthly Choice Garden Vegetable Easy Quinoa (prepared)

Eban Bakery baking up delicious flavors of versatile gluten-free breads

Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread
Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread

Product: Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread – $5.99+

Ah…Dayton, Ohio.  I have so many things to thank you for.  First and foremost…Sinfully Gluten Free.  I can’t go to Dayton and not stop in there for a treat, or lunch, or dinner.  It is one of my favorite things in your city.

BUT…that’s not all.  I also feel the need to thank you for this little grocery store chain called Dorothy Lane Market.  If you are unfamiliar with Dorothy Lane Market, you are not alone.  The only reason I took note was that, while driving through Dayton for a chocolate festival, we saw a few of them along the way.  My friend Jenn and I were intrigued, and as lunch was not yet being served at Sinfully Gluten Free, we thought to drop in and check it out.

Dorothy Lane Market is a grocery store that sort of specializes in hard-to-find items and products.  NICE!!  I mean, it has your general produce and brands, but it had a lot of things I had never seen before.  Evidence by the fact that I walked out of there with quite a few gluten-free goodies that were not available in my area.  So much for just checking it out, right?

One very interesting fact was that they had this amazing gluten-free aisle.  And while I was perusing it, an employee came over to talk about the gluten-free items and the fact that a gluten-free tasting fair was coming up.  I would have loved to come back for it, but it happened on the weekend I was going to be running in Hershey, Pennsylvania.  No good.  But I was totally interested in some of the products she was highlighting.

Out in the asile, there was a tray of sample gluten-free bread.  The one that happened to be cut up was the Cranberry Walnut Bread from Eban Bakery.  She mentioned that Dorothy Lane Market often sells products from local businesses, and they had items from Sinfully Gluten Free as well as Tina’s Sweet Treats, among others.  I was overjoyed with the fresh baked items from local bakeries…and ended up picking up a few items.  Nothing from Sinfully Gluten Free, as I was going to do that when I got to the bakery itself.  But, some Sub Rolls from Tina’s Sweet Treats and a loaf of the bread I sampled, Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread, did make the cut.

Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread (sliced)
Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread (sliced)

With that purchase made, we headed out to eat at Sinfully Gluten Free, enjoy the chocolate festival, and then drive back to Columbus, Ohio.

When it came time to leave Ohio and head back to Indiana, I packed up the cooler with all the gluten-free goodness that I bought from Dorothy Lane Market and Sinfully Gluten Free.  And it came home with me.  And it got cozy…in my freezer.  While the sub rolls were used rather quickly, a loaf of bread sometimes takes some getting around to eating.  And, sadly, this one got buried under a lot of other stuff in my freezer.  It happens.

Until I cleaned it the other day and organized it.  And I knew immediately what to do with this bread.

French Toast.

Oh.  Hell.  Yes.

But first…it had been so long since I had sampled this bread, I needed to have it on its own.  Just to see what all the hype was when I snagged it from the shelf.

Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread is awesome.  It is a bit dense and heavy, but a lot of gluten-free breads are.  It is just something I have come to expect.  However, slice it up, and the slices feel light.  They are certainly filling.  But the best part is the flavor.  The bread is sweet, with the bits of cranberry scattered throughout.  In addition, the walnuts bring a saltiness to it, as well as add something to the texture of the bread itself.  It is delicious.  And I knew it was going to make really amazing gluten-free French toast.

I sliced four pieces of the bread from the loaf and began to prep the egg with some vanilla and cinnamon.  I even added a touch of nutmeg.  I beat all of that together, then dipped the bread into the egg mixture.  The great thing about this bread was that it absorbed the egg without becoming soggy and falling apart.  Onto the griddle the slices of bread went to brown and crisp up like French toast should.

In the meantime, I warmed up some gluten-free real maple syrup and mixed together some cinnamon and sugar to dust over the top of the finished product.  I flipped the bread over to toast the other side and before I knew it…breakfast was served.  Maple syrup and cinnamon and sugar topped it all off.

I settled in with my roommate for breakfast.  She was halfway through her French toast before I managed my first bite.  She was raving about how yummy it was, so that was a good sign.  She was right.

This bread worked fantastic as a base for French toast.  Being that it was sturdier than regular sandwich bread, the egg wash didn’t make it crumble or become soggy.  Instead it just absorbed it and made it toast up golden and beautiful.  The flavor of the walnuts and cranberries took on a caramelized and toasted flavor which only elevated it to the next level.  It was phenomenal.

On its own or dressed up, Eban Bakery really blew me away with the flavor, taste, and texture of their gluten-free bread.  The Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread is definitely a welcome addition to my kitchen any day.

Eban Bakery is a gluten-free bakery based out of Ohio that specializes in breads, baked goods and sweet treats in small batches that use all natural and organic ingredients, free of gluten, preservatives, and additives.  In other words…no bad stuff goes into their goods.  Ever.  And that is evident with how delicious and amazing their products taste.  Love at first bite.  When I next find myself anywhere with Eban Bakery goods, I’ll definitely purchase some more.  Very impressed.

And thanks to Dorothy Lane Market…I now know of this otherwise unknown gluten-free bakery.  Eban Bakery…you’ve definitely won the heart of this Indiana girl.  When I next find myself in Ohio, I’m seeking out more of your products and going on a tasting frenzy.  The Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread was certainly a great place to start.

French Toast made from Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread
French Toast made from Eban Bakery Gluten-Free Cranberry Walnut Bread

Flippin’ the best gluten-free pancakes at Nashville’s The Pfunky Griddle

The Pfunky Griddle, Nashville, Tennessee
The Pfunky Griddle, Nashville, Tennessee

Restaurant: The Pfunky Griddle, Nashville, Tennessee

As a gluten-free vegetarian, sometimes eating while on the road can be a challenge.  Fast food joints don’t work for me.  And I’ve never been big on fast food regardless.  This often means, especially when I travel to visit my family, that finding a restaurant to stop and eat is a priority.  Thankfully…in this brave new world of smart phone apps, there is an app for that.

Find Me Gluten Free.

If you have not put this app on your phone…do so now and then continue reading this blog.  I’ll wait.

Okay…congratulations!  Your dining life just got a lot easier.  Trust me.

The midway point between my home and my parents home is…Nashville, Tennessee.  There is no shortage of places to eat in Nashville.  There are also plenty of places that have gluten-free options.  Normally, we’d probably make it easy and stop off at Taco Mamacita or even go to McCreary’s Pub in Franklin, Tennessee.  But…while I know there are things I could eat at either one of those places (McCreary’s does not have a gluten-free menu, FYI, but Taco Mamacita does), I just wasn’t feeling the usual haunts.  So this necessitated a search.

And naturally…I find a place that specializes is…breakfast and brunch.

When breakfast is your favorite meal of the day…this is one hell of a find.  It had brilliant ratings on Find Me Gluten Free, so my roommate and I decided we would stop there on the way home and dine on some pancakes for lunch.  Breakfast for lunch.  Yep…my favorite way to eat.

The Pfunky Griddle is located on Bransford Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee.  This is a quaint neighborhood with houses done up into businesses and offices.  My kind of area.  Parking, however, was a nightmare.  We arrived sometime just after noon and there were already parties of people standing around outside.  No parking was available in the lot, so Cathy dropped me off to go check on the wait time and she went to circle around and see if she could find somewhere to park.  I ducked into the building and stood in a short line at the front where the coffee drinks were being made.  I asked about wait time for a party of 2 and was told it would be about 25 to 30 minutes.  That wasn’t unreasonable, so I put my name in and went to go see if I could find Cathy and tell her.  She had just managed to find a parking spot, so we stood around outside for a moment before I asked if she’d like some coffee while we waited.

The Pfunky Griddle's Honey Child Latte with Almond Milk
The Pfunky Griddle’s Honey Child Latte with Almond Milk

Caffeine while on the road is never a bad thing.  And…The Pfunky Griddle has almond milk.  Could I love this place any more already?  Is it possible?  After giving it a little bit of thought, Cathy agreed that caffeine might be a good idea (DUH!) so I told her I would treat us to our café order.  She went with a Peppermint Mocha with skim milk ($3.75).  As for me…I went with something that I couldn’t get anywhere else.  Not that I’m aware of, anyway.  Stepping away from my order of a Cafe Au Lait for a moment, I opted for what they call a Honey Child Latte with almond milk ($3.75).  The Honey Child Latte is a double shot of espresso, combined with honey, cinnamon, vanilla and your steamed milk of choice.  Never heard of anything like it…but it sounded epically delicious.  So, I had to have one.  Besides, I can get cafe au laits anywhere.  This was something I had only seen here.  Why not go for it?

The coffee orders were backed up, so it took around five minutes to get our actual drinks.  No worries though, Cathy and I weren’t in any hurry.  And it gave both of us time to stand in line to use the bathroom before getting seated.  Her peppermint mocha was up first, and she commented on how awesome it smelled when I passed it off to her.  My Honey Child Latte was up next and when I received it…I couldn’t wait to try it.  Photos first…then the taste test.

One sip and I was in love.  The combination of the rich espresso worked so well with the spice from the cinnamon, the sweetness of the honey, and the smooth vanilla after tones.  It all just meshed so well.  Love at first sip.  I even made Cathy try it and even she commented on how delicious it was.  Smooth, dreamy, and sweet.  Just how I like it!

Dedicated gluten-free griddle (placed over the one built into the table) at The Pfunky Griddle
Dedicated gluten-free griddle (placed over the one built into the table) at The Pfunky Griddle

I was about halfway through my latte when my name was called.  We eagerly followed the hostess to our table in the back room near the window.  The table was outfitted with a griddle in the middle because at the Pfunky Griddle…you flip your own pancakes, bitches!  Sorry…but it’s a really, really awesome concept.  As we were handed menus, I looked at Cathy and said, “I don’t know what they are going to do, but I need this hot griddle completely cleaned…or I can’t eat on it.  Cross contamination.”  She nodded and went back to the menu…and lo and behold…there at the bottom was a note that said if you were a Celiac, a special griddle would be provided for you.

I admit…I smiled.  I smiled a lot.  I was already feeling better about the situation.  Our waitress came over to take out drink orders.  As we both still were downing or pre-game coffee drinks, we opted for water.  Cathy went ahead and told her that I was a Celiac…so the waitress said she would send someone out with a new griddle for us.  A few moments later, one of the other employees was flipping off the griddle in the center of the table and putting a new griddle across our table.  He had it wiped down and left it there.  I felt a whole lot better.

And, when eating at The Pfunky Griddle…you get something you put on that griddle.  Cathy and I already had our mind made up.  They have an all-you-can-eat pancake deal going.  So, we opted for that.  We got the gluten-free pancakes ($6.99 per adult per person, including 1 topping each).  Cathy chose chocolate chips for her included topping and added walnuts for another option ($0.75).  For my included topping, I went with blueberries, then added bananas for an additional choice ($0.75).  As we were really hungry, we each got a side with our pancake order.  Cathy opted for the 2 biscuits ($1.00), which came with butter and jam.  As for me, as it was labeled gluten-free, I stuck with the potatoes ($3.00).  Order in.

I noted that our griddle wasn’t turned on, so I went ahead and turned it on, giving it some juice.  I wasn’t sure how high to set it to cook, so I opted for around 300 degrees, because I didn’t want to burn anything, so I figured a little extra time on the griddle wouldn’t hurt anyone.  Not one bit.  Our waitress came out with a a bowl that had packets of ketchup and hot sauce in it.  And soon…or food followed.

We received a pitcher of gluten-free pancake batter and little plastic containers that contained our toppings of choice.  The waitress set this heaping bowl of potatoes down in front of me and told me to cook them for three minutes on each side.  I could handle that.  With that…we were left to our own devices to cook up our meal at our table.  FUN!

Cathy poured her first pancake and went to sprinkle just her chocolate chips over the top.  I would have thrown the nuts in too, but she kept them to just sprinkle over the top after her pancake was plated.  I got a couple of spoonfuls of potato working on the griddle then poured my own pancake.  I poured way more than I expected and had this monster to start off with.  I went ahead and tossed some blueberries and banana slices onto it and let it sit to brown on the one side.  The heat was definitely too low as both the pancakes and my potatoes were taking awhile to cook.  Cathy went ahead and dived into eating her biscuits, really enjoying the flaky, lightness of them.  I turned the heat up slightly, which helped.  Soon I found myself flipping her pancake and my own because her first attempt was pretty much a fail.  But, I cook pancakes on a griddle at home…so I’m sort of a master.

Gluten-Free pancakes and potatoes on the dedicated gluten-free griddle at The Pfunky Griddle
Gluten-Free pancakes and potatoes on the dedicated gluten-free griddle at The Pfunky Griddle

With the other side working, I went ahead and tried the potatoes.

Oh.  My.  GOD!  No, these were honestly some of the most amazing breakfast potatoes ever.  Laced with a delicious garlic flavor, these mashed up spuds were crispy from the griddle on the outside, soft on the inside…and really freakin’ fantastic.  The flavor was awesome.  I told Cathy she had to try some, and she said she intended to.  She went ahead and scooped some up for herself to get it working on the griddle while I plated our first pancakes and poured more batter for our next round.  We threw on toppings and then settled in for our first taste.

The batter cooks up beautifully.  We each achieved this gorgeous golden color on our pancakes.  My bananas even caramelized after I flipped my pancake over and the toppings began to work into the pancake itself.  I love a light pancake.  Nothing is worse than eating one pancake and feeling stuffed.  And here, you can make them as big or as small as you want.  You can add one topping, both, or more.  Whatever your whim…it’s yours to create.  And these pancakes really hit the spot.  They were sweet, without being overly sweet.  And thin.  And light.  And just plain delicious.  The batter wasn’t heavy at all, making the pancakes almost as light as air when I removed them from the griddle and onto our respective plates.  And those potatoes.  Oh…hell yes!!  Those potatoes were one of my favorite thing.  Cathy and I both enjoyed them, getting them golden on each side then moving them to the plate.  I added hot sauce to mine, just a dab, which only enhanced the amazing flavor.  All together…a carby, delicous, amazing, happy dining experience.  One of the best gluten-free pancakes I have ever tasted…and I eat a lot of gluten-free pancakes.

This may be a new go-to place in the near future when passing through Nashville.  Very happy.  I never felt like I needed to worry about my food.  The spatulas were rubber, not the metal ones other tables got, so I am certain they were for gluten-free foods only.  I felt completely safe, and completely satisfied with my experience there.  I’d go back and stuff myself silly with more of their gluten-free pancakes and potatoes.

For the record, they also have gluten-free bread, so you could have one of their sandwiches, or even French toast if your little heart desired it.  The point is…this is a business doing gluten-free right.  And I am forever thankful for them.  And I’m also glad we stopped in and ate here.  On the way out, I even purchased a bag of their gluten-free pancake mix for $5.50.  So now I can make some at home too.

My gluten-free joy knows no bounds.  Doing flips over everything at The Pfunky Griddle.

Love in brunch form!

My Gluten-Free Blueberry and Banana Pancake with Gluten-Free Potatoes that I safely prepared at The Pfunky Griddle
My Gluten-Free Blueberry and Banana Pancake with Gluten-Free Potatoes that I safely prepared at The Pfunky Griddle

Simply Shari makes a fabulous gluten-free Almond Shortbread Cookie

Simply Shari's Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies
Simply Shari’s Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies

Product: Simply Shari’s Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies – $4.29+

It has become quite evident as of late that shortbread is totally in.  Totally.  Why?  Because I have been eating a lot of it recently.  Oh, nothing is better than that slight crunch, that buttery flavor, that sweetness that sort of hits on the light side of savory.  Yeah…shortbread is pretty amazing.

Gluten-free shortbread can go either way.  I’ve had some that have impressed, and I have had some that have fallen short of all expectations.  I wasn’t sure what I was getting into when I picked up a bag of Simply Shari’s Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies…but it was a risk I was, apparently, willing to take.  I had previously only tried one other product from Simply Shari…a frozen pizza…and I fell in love with it.  I think that was where my confidence in this product came.  That and the fact that I really am a cookie monster…and where there are gluten-free cookies…you will find me.

Simply Shari’s Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies are a simple blend of recognizable and common ingredients: sugar, unsalted butter, rice flour, brown rice flour, sweet rice flour, tapioca flour, cornstarch, potato starch, xanthum gum, water, baking soda, and modified corn starch.  Basic, key ingredients to any shortbread, yes?  Even better…the products that Simply Shari’s produces are all made in a dedicated gluten-free facility.  It definitely takes some of the guess work out of what you are eating…even if it is simply a cookie (or three).

Given that these are almond shortbread cookies, be assured that almonds are a prevalent and important part of the flavor and texture in this flavor of shortbread.  This particular flavor has almond slivers throughout the crumbly, buttery cookies.  And that…honestly…is what sets it apart from other gluten-free shortbread.

Let me first start by saying…this is, hands down, one of the better gluten-free shortbread cookies out on the market.  The almond flavor really meshes well with the buttery, sweet flavor of the shortbread itself.  In fact, these are so reminiscent of homemade shortbread cookies.  Honestly.  The sweetness is just the right amount to make it feel like a dessert.  It definitely cleanses the palate.  And it has that wonderful shortbread crunch, coupled with the taste and smell of almonds…it’s right at shortbread perfection.

And…even better…is that these cookies aren’t loaded down with calories and fat either.  When it comes to other gluten-free treats on the market, these will definitely fit into your diet plan, for sure.  There might be a little guilt, but nothing a good yoga session won’t burn off.

A serving of these cookies is 3 bite-size cookies.  Yep.  Three.  These cookies are about the width of a quarter and stand about a half an inch tall.  So, they are just the right amount of dessert at the right time.  Three cookies will only set you back 120 calories and 6 grams of fat.  That’s not bad for a cookie, as I said before.  Additionally, you will take in only 80 mg sodium, 1 gram of protein, and a scant (for cookies) 7 grams of sugar.  Loving it?  I am.

I’m so very impressed with these cookies that I’m looking forward to opening my next bag of them…which just happens to be the Lemon Shortbread variety.  Lemon + Shortbread…two of my most favorite dessert flavors in one?  With Simply Shari’s…I bet they are beyond simply delicious.

As for Simply Shari’s Gluten-Free & Fabulous Almond Shortbread Bite Size Cookies…delicious doesn’t even begin to cover the amazing flavor, texture, and lightness that are all pulled together in this fine product.  Spectacular snacking and sweet treat potential.  And I’m loving every serving of them.